Living on borrowed time

Blondie 1 Minute

I’m told the average life expectancy for a U.S. male is 75. And 80 for a U.S. female (they don’t do as much stupid shit as us men). And considering my “lifestyle” — all the years of drugs and alcohol and chronic homelessness — that should have taken at least 20 years off of my life expectancy. So I should have been dead 10 years ago. Ha ha.

Published by Ace Backwords

Ace Backwords is a former cartoonist, writer and semi-normal human being. He's been sleeping in the bushes in the Berkeley hills for the last ten years with his four feral cats, Moo Cat, Fatty, Mini Scaredy and Micro Scaredy. Future plans include growing old and dying. Preferably in that order.

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