I got hit by one of those idiot kids with their skateboards today. . . I’m sitting at Lower Sproul Plaza, drinking my coffee and charging my cellphone on the only outdoor outlet I could find. And this idiot kid is right across from me, doing that stunt where he goes flying off the steps at top speed in mid-air and then comes crashing down to the ground. And the kid wipes out (as usual) and his skateboard goes flying directly right at my like a torpedo. Fortunately I saw it coming and blocked it with the bottom of my shoe before it hit my leg. The idiot kid comes over, grabs his skateboard and skates off, without even saying he was sorry or anything.
I’d be more pissed, but I was the exact same way when I was a kid. Ha ha.