
“Rise and shine! So here’s the plan…. You get up and fix me a nice big breakfast. Perhaps one of those savory cans of Beef ‘n Gravy cat food. And then some of that delicious crunchy dry cat food, along with a little milk on the side… Then we could enjoy an extensive session where you spend considerable time petting me and devoting your full unbridled attention to me… And after that perhaps we could go for a walk in the woods together, romping up and down the hills in search of mice…. And then after that….”