You know me. I like to start out the day with some good gridiron action! . . . I don’t like to brag, but I was a stand-out strong safety back in the day. 6-foot-zero, 205 pounds of solid beer gut, able to run the 40 yard dash in under 3 minutes, and can bench-press 46-ounce mugs of Racer 5 all evening long without getting fatigued!
Ace Backwords is a former cartoonist, writer and semi-normal human being. He's been sleeping in the bushes in the Berkeley hills for the last ten years with his four feral cats, Moo Cat, Fatty, Mini Scaredy and Micro Scaredy. Future plans include growing old and dying. Preferably in that order.
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