
“Hey Mini Scaredy, how many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
Just one. They hold it and the world revolves around them.”
Odd dream. I’m working on writing this song, but I’m not sure if I got it right. So I play the chorus for Paul McCartney and ask him for some advice for improving the song: “Should I change the chords or change the melody?” McCartney looks at me incredulously and says: “The song is bloody awful! And there’s nothing you could change to redeem it.” Ha ha. . .
Ah, what does he know? He wrote “My Love” after all. . . Oh well, better luck next dream.