Walking down Telegraph Avenue today, I passed this guy I know, this long-time Sproul Plaza orator who’s prone towards conspiracy theories.
He wasn’t wearing a mask, and he said to me: “So where’s your mask, Ace?”
“It’s in my pocket,” I said. “I take it out when I go into stores.”
“You do know they’re NEVER going to let us take off our masks,” he said.
“No, I didn’t know that,” I said.